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If you can't handle this, then you shouldn't be inside a kidnapper dinosaur's death castle.

Even against a cartoon character, Lady Gaga comes out looking the weirdest.

This guys known for punching out fans, and encoring with Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

The only thing girls dig more that guys in bands, is guys in balloon bands. Trust me, I played balloon bass in college and almost kissed a girl once.

What kind of a Doctor is he? Oh, he's a plumber?By Brental Floss

She's very advanced for her age. Most babies don't learn to stanky leg dance until they're 28 months old.

This was MJ's original vision for the song, but the only guitarist he could get was Eddie Van Halen.

I will make her my wife.