Mario Kart Love Song
About This Video
This reminds me of my days as a young plumber. Things were simpler then. We weren’t using blue shells or double dashing like the kids these days. In my day, the best weapon you could get was a red shell. And it wasn’t even a guaranteed hit! You’d actually have to time your shot. You youngsters don’t know what it’s like to live without super-homing shells. Now you’re falling in love when you should be racing? There was no time for love in the Mario Karts of old! YOU LOUSY HOOLIGANS!
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